One day Mark Twain read an announcement of his death in a newspaper. He hastened to the editor to protect.
"I am very sorry," the editor replied. "It's a terrible mistake, but it's too late to do much about it. The best thing I can do for you is to put you in the Birth Column tomorrow morning and give you a new start." copyright dedecms
“非常抱歉，”编辑说，“这是一个可怕的错误，但是要弥补已为时太晚。我唯一能为您做的事情是将您刊登在明天早晨出版的广告出生栏中，让您重新获得新生。” 本文来自织梦狗万 365_狗万信任_狗万实力不错笑话带翻译篇2
The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl sitting in the corner was not amused. dedecms.com
"What's the matter?" complained the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" The girl said, "Oh, don't have to laugh, as I'm leaving tomorrow." 本文来自织梦
A young man and his girlfriend were sitting together imagining their happy life in the future. 织梦内容管理系统
The young man said, "How free and happy it would be, if we were two little birds, then we could fly out into the great world and build our nest in the top of a tree."
But his girlfriend said, "I think it would be much more enjoyable to be married and to have a flat with two rooms and a toilet, a bath room, a kitchen with a gas stove and warm water."
可是她的女友说：“我认为结了婚，有一套两室一厅的住房，有卫生间、洗澡间和带煤气灶与热水的厨房，那会更加惬意得多。” dedecms.com狗万 365_狗万信任_狗万实力不错笑话带翻译篇4
When life was very hard, a farmer said to a barber: "Now corn's lower in price. I think you should shave for half price."
"I can't, sir," said the barber, "I really should charge more because when corn's cheap, farmers are unhappy and worried. All of them make such long faces that I have twice the ground to go over." 本文来自织梦
5.狗万 365_狗万信任_狗万实力不错笑话带翻译 本文来自织梦