My friend, celebrating a special occasion，went to a restaurant and ordered what she thought would be a lobster tail. But to her dismay，the entire crustacean was on her plate. 内容来自dedecms
"He's looking right at me!”she exclaimed to the waiter. "I just can't eat him.’ 内容来自dedecms
The waiter removed her plate，but returned it a few moments later. The lobster now had a blindfold neatly tied around its eyes.
An aunt of mine kept a hat by her front door，and whenever the doorbell rang，she would put it on. If it was someone she wished to see,she would remark how lucky it was that she had just come in. If it was someone ahe wanted to avoid .she would say how sorry she was，but she was just going out.
我有个姑妈，她总是在前门旁准备一顶帽子。一旦有人按门铃，她就把那顶帽子戴上。如果来的是她喜欢的客人，她就说真是太巧了，她刚外出回来。如果来的是她不想见的客人，她就说对不起，我正要外出。 dedecms.com10字狗万 365_狗万信任_狗万实力不错笑话篇3
Driving our family to a new restaurant，I took several wrong turns. When I finally found the right road, I asked my husband，"Why didn't you tell me I was lost?" copyright dedecms
"I thought you knew where you were going，“he replied.“You always know where you're going when I'm driving.”
“我以为你知道该往哪儿开呢!”他回答道:“因为平时我开车付，你在旁边总说你知道该怎样走。” 内容来自dedecms10字狗万 365_狗万信任_狗万实力不错笑话篇4
After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd. 织梦好，好织梦
In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."
很快，一个高个子来到了他的身边，“先生，”那搬运工说:“您传递信息的水平太高了。” 织梦好，好织梦10字狗万 365_狗万信任_狗万实力不错笑话篇5
My husband was showing a box of his baby things，which had been saved for him by his mother to our five-year-old son. He took out a pair of bronzed baby shoes
mounted with an ashtray between them.”Oh, look,Chris,"he said. "These are Daddy's first walking shoes.“
Chris stared in amazement. "Daddy,"he said，”I don't see how you ever learned to walk with that ashtray stuck between your feet.” 本文来自织梦
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